A hand-painted sign planted on the lawn
between the real estate agent’s office
and the main road through town
across the railroad tracks proclaims
HONKS 4 JESUS + TEACHERS

If I honk, how will anyone know
whether my honk is for Jesus
or teachers or both? And what if
I only want to honk for teachers?
Why does Jesus need a honk anyway?

Does he really need all the praise?